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"I'd buy that for a dollar!" --Robocop Villain |
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While some kids set up a lemonade stand, Mark Archer runs a street corner art shop. Although a dollar per painting may sound a bit pricy, Mark uses the latest technology ... a color printer that illustrates by picking up his brainwaves!!! (It's his grandpa's invention, patent pending.) Here a transcript of Mark Archer's brochure: Have you written a movie review? Book review? A review on life, the universe, and anything else you can think of? Or do you have have a blank wall in your bedroom? Why not dress it up with some exclusive artwork? Here's how it works: I will do my best to meet your expectations. While I cannot offer a refund for your well-spent dollar, I will do as many revisions on your chosen topic/subject matter as possible until your happiness is finally secured. {The very large fine print: By hiring me for a dollar, you are purchasing the right to publish the resulting artwork on your very own scrapbook, refridgerater--anywhere you like!}* *Small Fine Print: The word "refridgerater" was accidentally misspelled. It is now a reminder of the importance of spell-checkers everywhere. |
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